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Now I’m not saying that I’m some kind of Nostradamus or something, since I have a pretty unpredictable track record with predictions. After all, even though I predicted that the Facebook IPO would be a train wreck, I also predicted that Peyton Manning would be signed by the New York Jets (who knew they would sign a third-string quarterback instead!) However, that didn’t stop me from making 13 predictions for this two thousand and thirteenth year after the death of Christ. From Twinkies to Lanc... [Read more]


September 30, 2011
In a further blurring of truth and fiction, The Onion gave members of Congress heart palpitations on Thursday when they tweeted: “Witnesses reporting screams and gunfire heard inside the Capitol building.” Despite the origin of the information, the Capitol Police and Congressional staffers were not amused. In the story posted on The Onion's website, armed members of Congress “brandishing shotguns and semiautomatic pistols” had taken a group of school children hostage an... [Read more]

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