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Top 3 Horror Movies Turned Broadway Shows

by Ali | Filed in: Comedy, Entertainment, Movies, Random, Theater | No Comments – be the first!

October 31, 2012

There's got to be a way to extend Halloween into the wastelands of winter. While watching the undead rise during the holidays probably isn’t the best way to give thanks (unless you’re watching The Nightmare Before Christmas), a live thriller on Broadway would be a perfect alternative (holiday gift anyone?). [Read more]

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The 10 Best Conspiracy Theories of All Time

by Ian Hough | Filed in: Comedy, Entertainment, History, Politics | 15 Comments

October 22, 2012

The game's up, suckas! Before you pretend not to read this article, don't worry; I've got you covered. I know; you don't suffer fools, you're a go-getter, no time for frivolity from the tinfoil hat brigade. Which is kind of weird, 'cos you are sitting there reading this, aren't you? Never mind. You're in now, so you might as well embrace your inner idiot. Those who enjoy late nights on the computer watching endless YouTubes of crashed UFOs and grassy knolls know what I'm talking about. As Agen... [Read more]

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Tags: conspiracy theories, 9/11 conspiracy, shooting of jfk conspiracy, planet x, nibiru, bohemian grove, ritual satanic abuse, faked moon landing, trilateral commission, illuminati, new world order, jane standley, david icke, reptilians, peak oil, mayan calendar, freemasons, philadelphia experiment, HAARP, earthquake machine, fukushima, roswell, area 51, ufos aliens

Tigers vs. Lions: 9 Reasons The Lion Isn't The King of the Jungle

by Ian Hough | Filed in: Entertainment, Comedy, Random, Entertainment, Random, Comedy, Entertainment, Random | 22 Comments

August 31, 2012

Majestic poise, like nothing else on Earth. Recently, one of my colleagues wrote a rather amusing article on this blog declaring lions to be superior to tigers. Oh, how we laughed. It's only natural that the human race (being composed of 90% simpletons) should admire the lion; its preposterous mane, that silly bobble on the end of its tail, its hilarious title, "King of the Jungle" (even though lions don't live in the jungle), and its overuse on royal seals and company logos. In actuality, lio... [Read more]

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Justin Bieber With Canadian Bacon on His Head. Going, Going...

by Ian Hough | Filed in: Comedy, Entertainment, Music, Random | No Comments – be the first!

August 3, 2012

Justin, why the &%$# have you got Canadian bacon on yer 'ead?!?. When I logged into EBay this morning I wasn't prepared for what awaited me: A painting of Justin Bieber with a pile of $#@%&*^ bacon on his head! And a giant smokestack in the distance behind him. All very disturbing, I'm sure you'll agree. Best get yer bids in now though, 'cuz there's only ten of these babies available, and like the Disney Joy Division controversy earlier this year, they'll soon be snapped up. And the saddest pa... [Read more]

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Tags: justin bieber, beliebers, canadian, canada, justin bieber with bacon on his head, canadian bacon, nickel smelting, EBay, bieber painting on ebay, justin bieber concerts, justin bieber tour, justin bieber tickets

What 'South Park' Has Taught Us About Theatre

by David Lopes | Filed in: Comedy, Entertainment, Theater, TV | No Comments – be the first!

July 10, 2012

(1) Real men love Broadway. When Randy gets the inside scoop on why men everywhere are taking their wives to see musicals (it's called subtext), he becomes a superfan, and Sharon is so pleased with his newfound appreciation for theatre that she repays him. Handsomely. | Episode #220: Broadway Bro Down (Season 15, Episode 11) (2) Before Glee, show choirs saved the world, not just FOX's ratings. The South Park kids are on their way to Costa Rica to help save the environment. While Kyle struggles ... [Read more]

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Tags: South Park, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Chef, Broadway, Theatre, The Book of Mormon, Wicked, Hamlet, Shakespeare, High School Musical, Carlos Mencia, Kanye West, Jimmy, Glee, Tyler Perry, Mr. Mackey, wrestling, stagefright, Christmas, John Edward, Donny and Marie

The Fourth of July from an English Perspective

by Ian Hough | Filed in: Comedy, History, Politics | No Comments – be the first!

July 3, 2012

As an Englishman living in the Land of the Freaks, I feel honour-bound to give my account of the upcoming Independence Day holiday. First, let's get one thing straight from the get-go: In 1776 there was no such thing as a country called America and therefore no such thing as as an American, be it a person, revolution, or whatever. Second, the initital 13 colonies weren't formed or recognised until 11 years later in the Constitutional Convention of 1787. The so-called "American Revolution" was in... [Read more]

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What 'South Park' Has Taught Us About Sports

by David Lopes | Filed in: Comedy, Entertainment, Sports, TV | No Comments – be the first!

July 3, 2012

(1) Don't piss off a Brit in a dodgeball match. Facing the terrifying Chinese national dodgeball team, the South Park Cows pray only to escape with their lives. But the mild-mannered Pip explodes when they confuse his people with the French; finally, the South Park kids' cultural ignorance pays off. | Episode #18: Conjoined Fetus Lady (Season 2, Episode 5) (2) There's nothing wrong with wanting to look on the outside how you feel on the inside. Kyle is sick of the stereotypes bringing him down ... [Read more]

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Tags: South Park, sports, baseball, martial arts, dodgeball, basketball, skiing, hockey, ice hockey, wrestling, college sports, college basketball, Special Olympics, Golf, Football, NASCAR, Olympics, karate, polo, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Stan's dad, Randy, Bat Dad, Butters, Professor Chaos, ninjas, Mark McGwire, Jason Giambi, Barry Bonds, Pip, Mr. Garrison, Mrs. Garrison, WWE, Jimmy, Tiger Woods, Richard Stamos, Jimbo, Token

What 'South Park' Has Taught Us About Music

by David Lopes | Filed in: Comedy, Entertainment, Music, TV | No Comments – be the first!

June 26, 2012

(1) Multi-platinum recording artists have feelings, too. Just because artists like Britney Spears and Master P have millions of dollars, doesn't mean they don't feel the sting when people illegally share their music. Next time you don't pay for one of their albums, just remember that you are the reason that Lars Ulrich will have to wait a few months before he can afford that gold-plated shark-tank bar for his swimming pool. Shame. | Episode #105: Christian Rock Hard (Season 7, Episode 9) (2) It ... [Read more]

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Tags: South Park, Concerts, Music, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Bono, Britney Spears, Lars Ulrich, Master P, Elton John, Meat Loaf, Backstreet Boys, One Direction, Phil Collins, Timmy, Yoko Ono, Kenny G, Slayer, hippies, Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, Wing, Justin Bieber, Barbra Streisand, The Cure, Sidney Poitier, Leonard Maltin, Robert Smith, Stan's Dad, Randy

Chris Brown and Rihanna Have Unfollowed Each Other on Twitter!

by Ian Hough | Filed in: Comedy, Entertainment, Music | No Comments – be the first!

May 10, 2012

In a move that has left the media and entertainment world horrified and stunned, Chris Brown and Rihanna have stooped to a new low. Just when we thought their abuses couldn't get any worse THEY WENT AND UNFOLLOWED EACH OTHER ON TWITTER! Are you having that? Can you Adam an' Eve it?!? Bit of cockney rhyming slang for you there to take your mind off the horrendous actions of these superstar hooligans. It is believed the Twitter spat erupted after Brown released a remix of Kanye West's "Theraflu", ... [Read more]

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Left Brained vs. Right Brained, Which One are You? Take Our Quiz and Find Out!

by Ian Hough | Filed in: Comedy, Entertainment, History, Random | No Comments – be the first!

May 4, 2012

Throughout history there has been an unspoken war taking place in peoples' heads. Every human brain is divided into two hemispheres; left and right, with each hemisphere possessing its own characteristic qualities. It is generally believed that a person is either left or right brained. For generations there has been an uneasy relationship between these two personality types, and a distinctly asymmetric set of "symptoms" associated with each. Left Brain: The left brain tends to be concerned wi... [Read more]

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Tags: left brained, right brained, creative, logical, hemispheres, brain, left handed, right handed

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Top 3 Horror Movies Turned Broadway Shows

The 10 Best Conspiracy Theories of All Time

Tigers vs. Lions: 9 Reasons The Lion Isn't The King of the Jungle

Justin Bieber With Canadian Bacon on His Head. Going, Going...

What 'South Park' Has Taught Us About Theatre

The Fourth of July from an English Perspective

What 'South Park' Has Taught Us About Sports

What 'South Park' Has Taught Us About Music

Chris Brown and Rihanna Have Unfollowed Each Other on Twitter!

Left Brained vs. Right Brained, Which One are You? Take Our Quiz and Find Out!

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