Live Toast

We spread the jam.

Powered by

How are your New Year’s resolutions coming? Did you already blow the money you set aside for a gym membership on upcoming 2015 concerts? No worries! There are tons of ways to get your exercise in at shows (no sassy personal trainers necessary). After all, the key to a successful work out is quality music, so why not have the ultimate body-building experience whilst seeing your fave act live? Check out TL’s recommendations for making the most out of your next night out: General 1.) Transportation... [Read more]

Tags: , , , , ,

Bonnaroo can be a crazy good time - good music, good food, good friends. However, summer festivals like this can pose some health risks. Remember the following haikus to make the most of your stay in Manchester, TN:Music is groovy But so is cool hydration Drink your H2OTennessee is hot Protect against skin cancer SPF it up Festivals are fun Not the time to try new drugs Or stalk Spoon’s drummer Hipsters love camping But vintage tents are faulty Buy new equipment Friendship bracelets break ... [Read more]

Tags: , , , , , , ,

8 Ways to Rock Festivus

December 23, 2014
Not everyone enjoys the annual wallet-depleting, spoiled-kids-whining, tacky-decorations-galore fest that is Christmas. December 23rd has thus become a secular holiday to celebrate in alternative fashions. Today’s the day to air your grievances and attribute anything to a Festivus miracle. Popularized by the Seinfeld episode, we have a few of our own ideas to make your Festivus rock while still staying in spirit (including a Seinfeld marathon). 1.) Dee Snider’s Rock & Roll Christmas Tale - Know... [Read more]

Tags: , , , ,

table.onsalesTable {border-collapse: collapse; width="100%";} td {padding-top:.5em; padding-bottom:.5em; padding-right:10px;} td.eventName {font-weight:bold;} h4 {text-align:left} p { margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em } Here's a list of the hottest events with dates going on sale this week. Our event of the week is Vans Warped Tour. You won’t want to miss America’s largest travelling music festival when it comes to your city, so check out the lineup and buy your tickets ASAP. U2 is still maki... [Read more]

Tags: , , , , , ,

I may be the youngest curmudgeon ever, but there are some things about the holiday season that I'm thankful only come once a year. The Grinch and Scrooge exist for the following reasons: 1.) Christmas photo cards – When people without kids dress up their pets and pose with them. 2.) Wrapping presents – Paper cuts and tape EVERYWHERE. 3.) Eggnog – Nope, sorry, it’s disgusting. 4.) “Let it Go”-induced insanity – Parents, you know what I mean. 5.) Inflatable yard decorations – They're ta... [Read more]

Tags: , , ,

For some, family gatherings (e.g. Thanksgiving dinner) can be very stressful. Dysfunctional siblings, overly conservative grandparents, and failed casserole recipes are among the few things that could go wrong tomorrow evening. However, like the potential zombie apocalypse, there are survival skills in place for even the craziest of families. 1.) Neutral Dinner Topics – Avoid talking about controversial subjects like Obama, religion, gentrification, tattoos, conspiracy theories, American Horror... [Read more]

Tags: , , , ,

A-Z: Hipsters Give Thanks

November 24, 2014
Thanksgiving is on Thursday. We know, we know -- you’re grateful for your amazing family, beautiful friends, five dogs, televangelist, and your significant other who, like, doubles as your BFF/soulmate. ADORBS Antique Appliances – Hipsters la-la-love obsolete technology (e.g. VCRs, 8-track tapes, boom boxes, retro can openers, etc.) Bill Murray – From Caddyshack to Wes Anderson, you’d be a fool NOT to be thankful for this brilliant, beautiful man. Cigarettes – Despite the increasing medical e... [Read more]

Tags: , , , , ,

The 8 Worst Nickelback Songs

November 18, 2014
We all know that Nickelback is everybody’s favorite band to hate. They were named the second worst band of the 90’s in Rolling Stone only behind Creed. They frequently get booed off stage and even had rocks thrown at them by fans in Portugal. However, some people merely hop on the Nickelback-hating bandwagon. If you want to truly know why Nickelback is one of the worst bands in existence, besides the obvious like Chad Kroeger’s whiny voice and some of the weakest instrumentation ever to be recor... [Read more]

Tags: ,

6 Epic Thanksgiving Fails

November 14, 2014
Thanksgiving is less than two weeks away! Here are some of the season's funniest fails to put a little laughter in your day. 1.) Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon Dies, Hundreds of Children Emotionally Scarred 2.) Caught! American Idol Winner Scotty McCreery Starts Lip Syncing Too Late 3.) Family Burns Turkey, Nearly Sets House on Fire 4.) Another Atrocious Attempt at Music from the Producer of Rebecca Black's "Friday" 5.) Woman Terrified of POP Sound When Opening Pillsbury Biscuit Pr... [Read more]

Tags: , , ,

1.) Kurt Cobain – All you need is a flannel shirt, blue jeans, a crazy girlfriend, and a guitar (if you’re one of those guys who feel the need to bring a musical instrument to every party you attend). Alternative: Embody Nirvana’s most famous song by rubbing Teen Spirit deodorant on everyone you meet and then inform them that it smells like Teen Spirit. 2.) Maroon 5 – Assemble five friends and dress in maroon-colored sweaters. 3.) Britney Spears – Cut up your old school uniform until it no long... [Read more]

Tags: , , , , ,

Next >