There is no question that Thanksgiving is all about the feast. What could be better than a roast turkey accompanied by stuffing, mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce and followed by an irresponsible amount of pie? But between loaded forkfuls of green bean casserole or pumpkin cheesecake, you might notice that there are other things going on. At TL, we always have our eyes on the best in live entertainment, and Thanksgiving has a lot to offer in the way of music, sports, and theatre. Music Now, ... [Read more]

That's right boys and girls, the 2012 NFL season kicks off tonight with the New York football Giants taking on the Dallas Choking Cowboys at MetLife Stadium and this game should be a great start to the NFL season. The Giants are coming off their thrilling Super Bowl win over the New England Patriots (their second in four years) and are looking to keep the winning streak going. The Cowboys on the other hand enter 2012 following a string of frustrating seasons, with Tony Romo and the Cowboys havin... [Read more]

(1) Don't piss off a Brit in a dodgeball match. Facing the terrifying Chinese national dodgeball team, the South Park Cows pray only to escape with their lives. But the mild-mannered Pip explodes when they confuse his people with the French; finally, the South Park kids' cultural ignorance pays off. | Episode #18: Conjoined Fetus Lady (Season 2, Episode 5) (2) There's nothing wrong with wanting to look on the outside how you feel on the inside. Kyle is sick of the stereotypes bringing him down ... [Read more]

With an intensity unrivaled in other American professional sports, the 2012 NFL schedule was released on April 17 to much fanfare. Immediately, football fans across the country scoured the schedule for all the plot lines we'll be following through 17 weeks of NFL action. And while we'll leave it to the TV pundits to determine what games will have the biggest impact on the race to Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans, we can tell you what teams fans are willing spend the most cash to see. It's not per... [Read more]

Have you seen those clever Direct TV commercials? The ones where a chain of events leads to miserable circumstances (such as waking up in a roadside ditch) as a result of not subscribing to Direct TV? Well, a similar-ish chain of events led to the New York Giants killing my cat. True story. Here's how it went down: The night of Super Bowl XLII, February 3, 2008, found me avidly caulking the baseboards of the house we'd moved into a couple of months earlier. I had a caulking gun, a rag, and a ... [Read more]