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With the Internet about to 'splode with talk of the Hunger Games, I thought I'd offer my two cents on the film/books. I'll say it right now: I haven't read the books and don't plan on it. But then again, I haven't read Harry Potter or the Twilight "books" and that hasn't stopped me from having strong opinions on those either.

As it is my job to know what the Internet is up to, I did some research into the books/movie and came up with a list of 15 things you didn't know about the Hunger Games. Hunger Games trivia is all the rage, so hopefully if I repeat Hunger Games facts a few times this article will get some of that sweet Google traffic. By the way please like/tweet/digg or whatever your social media of choice is (Sorry about that, it's just we're having a Hunger Games of our own here at Live Toast, whoever gets the most likes this month gets a free cheeseburger.)

The eagerly awaited film The Hunger Games opens tonight, here are some little known facts about the Hunger GamesThe eagerly awaited film The Hunger Games opens tonight, here are some little known facts about the Hunger Games from Live Toast.

In case you have even less of a clue about the Hunger Games than I do, here's a quick Hunger Games summary before we get to facts you don't know about the Hunger Games:

The Hunger Games is the next marketing driven phenomenon from the people who brought you Harry Potter and the Twilight Series. It's all the rage with kids as well as adults who read kids books (Hey don't look at me, here's the first line from the Book of Knowledge, AKA Wikipedia: "The Hunger Games is a young adult novel written by Suzanne Collins.") The movie was written and directed by Gary Ross and stars Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson. The books are what's known as a dystopian novel, "the idea of a society in a repressive and controlled state, often under the guise of being utopian" (thanks again Wikipedia!) The dystopian novel has a proud tradition that dates back to the original dystopian novel Brave New World by Aldous Huxley* in 1931 and includes novels like George Orwell's 1984 and The Giver. For the movie goers out there think V for Vendetta, Soylent Green or if you like crappy movies with hot babes, The Island with Scarlett Johansson, and if you like genius movies, Mike Judge's Idiocracy.

So apparently the novel/movie takes place in the future where things aren't going so hot. The US has broken into a bunch of individual states (probably because of Obamacare) and each state has to send two kids to fight in the Hunger Games. The games are like the only fun stuff that happens and takes the masses' mind of the fact they don't have any food. The winner gets to live and brings great honor to their state, and then the losers are eaten by the hungry villagers or something. The story centers around some chick that is entered into the games and has to fight the other people that got picked. You'll never guess, but the heroine of the story actually takes the place of her sister in the games (or at least she does in the commercial). She has to kill all the blokes from the other states en-route to winning the Hunger Games and getting a nifty trophy. Like I say, I haven't read the books but I'm pretty sure I just covered the trilogy.

As you can probably tell, there's been a fair bit of research Live Toast has done on the Hunger Games, so without further ado, here are the top ten things you didn't know about the Hunger Games. (Thanks to Ian for helping to research this ambitious project.)

1. The Hunger Games were inspired by Thanksgiving at author Suzanne Collins' house.

2. Taco Bell is the official sponsor of the Hunger Games, and if it wasn't for Collins's urging, Lionsgate Films was going to call the film the Taco Bell Games.

3. Oprah was the first person to win the Hunger Games.

4. The Hunger Games film was originally to be called The Hungover Games and was going to star Zach Galifianakis, but he was too fat to make a believable hungry person so instead they made two movies. (Anyone want to bet which franchise will have more sequels?)

5. The original plot of the series involved an Easter egg hunt that went horribly wrong.

6. The runner up has to eat a gallon of pink slime (pictured, right), which is also their last meal because they are then eaten after they are done.

The Runner up in the Hunger Games has to eat pink slimeYou don't want to come in second in the Hunger Games or you will have to eat pink slime, and then get eaten.

7. Soylent Green is people!

8. Competitors with a BMI (Body Mass Index) higher than 30 are automatically disqualified from the Hunger Games and you are eaten.

9. The final challenge of the Hunger Games is finishing an entire Denny's Grand Slam.

10. If you watch it with the sound turned down while listening to an audio of Lord of the Flies you'll discover they are the exact same story.

11. A tie in the Hunger Games is broken by the deadliest of all games, lawn darts.

12. The games take place at a futuristic version of Coney Island that has robots and lasers.

13. The spork has been outlawed by the Hunger Games governing body because of its unfair advantage. Contestants found in possession of a spork are automatically eaten.

The spork in considered contraband in The Hunger GamesThe spork is considered contraband at the Hunger Games due to the unfair advantage it presents, so don't even think about using one, or you will be eaten.

14. The movie ends when the protagonist finds a long lost shipment of Ramen Noodles and has enough food to feed all the states forever.

15. Anorexia and bulimia groups plan to stage ultra-violent protests outside all theaters where the movie is screened, so don't forget to bring mace.

Do you have any unknown facts about the Hunger Games? Sound off in the comments section with other facts you think our readers might enjoy.

So anyway, if you're planning on watching the Hunger Games I hope these little known facts about the Hunger Games will further your appreciation for the film. Make you sure tell everyone about what you don't know about the Hunger Games, because this blockbuster is gonna be a big one. And if you learned something here, please like, digg, Stumble, tweet, reddit etc. (Pretty PLEASSEE, with sugar on the top!!!)

Enjoy the Hunger Games!!

*Screw you The Iron Heel!

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Comments (7) -

Jean Sibelius
Jean Sibelius

March 23, 2012 at 9:25 PM Reply

At first I liked the tone of the article, which is probably what allowed me to look past the misspelling of "dystopian." The misspelling of Scarlett Johansson's last name kind of threw me off, but still I continued to read. Almost immediately after, I encountered the word genius being spelled as "genious" and I thought to myself, "Is this person just that stupid or could they possibly be from another country?"

I quit after I saw that "adieu" was spelled wrong, thus preventing me from reading the actual points illustrating what I didn't know about the Hunger Games. Maybe next time.

Jaques Schidt
Jaques Schidt

March 26, 2012 at 9:42 AM Reply

I am an interpreteneur, i.e. an entrepreneur who specializes in translation, and, having read this piece by Andres and the subsequent comment from Jean Sibelius, I have concluded that Monsieur Sibelius is some kind of composite effigy from the dark side of the sphincter.

The original spelling of "dystopian" derives from from the words "dish" and "tope" (a small shark also known as a dogfish). Initially the term was used by bisexual Scottish vampires living in the ruined towers and turrets of the now extinct Doggerland, an Ice Age region where the North Sea is today, the tope being distributed across a wide area of saltwater "puddles", fortunately large enough for several individuals to co-exist in each, guaranteeing mating and continuance - oh, wait, that's "diaspora". Hold on, let me check my notes...hmmm...hmmm...

Anyway, the spelling of "Johanssen", "Johansson", "Johanssun", etc, are all just different versions of the same name and are interchangeable, according to Otto Smelly, the Norwegian Surgeon General, who decides these things. Monsieur Smelly is going to send me an email later conforming this, so stay tuned, Sibelius.

If you Google "genious" you will find that it is THE OFFICIAL misspelling of "genius", so I'm not sure what your problem is there, Monsieur.  

"Ado" is a real world, son. Do your freakin' homework. If you don't know Jaques Schidt (the eminent commercial translator in today's fast-paced, meme-dominated quasi-reality where the Urban Dictionary is consulted as frequently as the I-Ching, the Dow Index and the Oxford English Dictionary), you have no business commentating on the finer points of interpreteneurism.

Yours,

Jaques Schidt.

Dan Gunn
Dan Gunn

March 28, 2012 at 5:42 PM Reply

hahahahahahahaha, Obamacare. Taco Bell Games; Oprah won the first hunger games. that was hysterical .. and you got people spellchecking at the bottom. Wow. Classic

Kat
Kat

April 14, 2012 at 4:19 PM Reply

YOU GO GET THAT BURGER! ;)

Andres
Andres

April 16, 2012 at 8:31 AM Reply

Thanks Kat, I'll get there!

Me
Me

March 26, 2013 at 10:44 PM Reply

I have no idea who u r but your so stupid. I ABSOLUTLEY LOVE the hunger games. After u read all three books and watched the movie I was hooked. All this Taco Bell and cheeseburger crap was just something to get your lonely and sorry butt put on the Internet . If I was Suzanne Collins I would find out who u really were and file a lawsuit against your stupid butt. Like u said u know nothing about these books and movies. So don't dish it out if u know u can't take it yourself. GET A LIFE!!! Find a relationship and quit posting stupid things about something u have no clue about. Taco Bell and cheeseburger my ass.

andres
andres

March 27, 2013 at 7:38 AM Reply

Yikes, you certainly do ABSOLUTLEY LOVE these books.

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